I’m that thorough.
Alumnah’s Mick Swagger sat down with the self-proclaimed “Greatest Rapper Alive” to discuss his views on politics, the music industry, Martians, and his relationship with Baby…
(We join Barak and Michelle Obama, fresh off his victory in Iowa, on the way to New Hampshire via private jet)
Michelle (with martini in hand, on cell phone w/ Oprah): “I’m sayin’….did you see the look on people’s faces when that bitch came in third? She ain’t want it…”
Barak (looking @ watch): “Baby, baby…..Chill. There’s still a long way to go before November.”
(We join Nasir Jones in the middle of an interview w/ Bill O’Reilly discussing his controversial album title, “Nigger”)
Bill O’Reilly: “Welcome back to “The Factor”. I’m joined via satellite by the man whose album title is causing a stir among the Hip-hop community as well as us normal people….Mr. Nazzeer Jones. Thanks for coming.”
Nas (looking up from reading an Encyclopedia): “That’s NASIR, and thanks for having me. Blessings unto you and your peoples.”
Bill: “Yeah….Ah Salami Linkum, home skittle. Let’s talk a little more about this nigger’s album…”