I hope you’re expecting something spectacular….

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But tell me that shit wasn’t dope.

That “Glow In The Dark” tour is gonna be impeccably hard.

Alumnah’s Mick Swagger sat down with the self-proclaimed “Greatest Rapper Alive” to discuss his views on politics, the music industry, Martians, and his relationship with Baby…

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I hate Beyonce**.

Yup — can’t stand the bitch. Never realized why until recently, either. At first I thought it was because of the whole “hoe sit down” thing (she did a damn country remix of “Irreplaceable”…I mean damn), or maybe even her singing, but it was neither…the one thing that pisses me off about Beyonce every time I see her is…

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“Can’t knock the hustle…” - Shawn Carter

He came in the game with a Fruity Loops single and a YouTube dance…

…and he pimped the hell out of every 16 year-old girl with a cellphone and ITunes.

3,000,000 downloads later — the debate continues….

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Don’t look at me like that…74.09% of Soulja Boy’s fanbase was conceived to Luther’s “Here and Now”.

It’s a fact…I Googled it.

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(We join Barak and Michelle Obama, fresh off his victory in Iowa, on the way to New Hampshire via private jet)

Michelle (with martini in hand, on cell phone w/ Oprah): “I’m sayin’….did you see the look on people’s faces when that bitch came in third? She ain’t want it…”

Barak (looking @ watch): “Baby, baby…..Chill. There’s still a long way to go before November.”

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“One you never heard of I,
Push it hard to further the
Grind, I feel like murder but,
Hip Hop just saved me..”

- Nikki Jean

Like a kid on Christmas.

I’m sure only a few people will be able to relate to this post, but fuck it. Here it goes:

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“They either hate on you or they a Stan…” - Phonte “Percy Miracles” Jenkins

Wuddup.

With all of the Pimp C = southern G.O.A.T convos circling the net, I’ve recently come to the conclusion that Hip-hop fans will never agree on who is the “Greatest Of All Time.” With all of the haters & stans out there, it simply cannot be done. However, what we can come really, really close to agreeing on is the list of rappers I like to call LLAMAs — Longest Living Almost-famous Music Artists (copyright pending — I want a quarter every time someone says it (c) J. Jonah Jamison). Some examples include:

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(We join Nasir Jones in the middle of an interview w/ Bill O’Reilly discussing his controversial album title, “Nigger”)

Bill O’Reilly: “Welcome back to “The Factor”. I’m joined via satellite by the man whose album title is causing a stir among the Hip-hop community as well as us normal people….Mr. Nazzeer Jones. Thanks for coming.”

Nas (looking up from reading an Encyclopedia): “That’s NASIR, and thanks for having me. Blessings unto you and your peoples.”

Bill: “Yeah….Ah Salami Linkum, home skittle. Let’s talk a little more about this nigger’s album…”

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