I hope you’re expecting something spectacular….

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(We join Barak and Michelle Obama, fresh off his victory in Iowa, on the way to New Hampshire via private jet)

Michelle (with martini in hand, on cell phone w/ Oprah): “I’m sayin’….did you see the look on people’s faces when that bitch came in third? She ain’t want it…”

Barak (looking @ watch): “Baby, baby…..Chill. There’s still a long way to go before November.”

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“The days of the fair one is ova’ fo’…” - Lonnie Lynn, Mystical Homo & Slap-boxing Enthusiast

There is something in the water. I’m sure of it.

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(We join Nasir Jones in the middle of an interview w/ Bill O’Reilly discussing his controversial album title, “Nigger”)

Bill O’Reilly: “Welcome back to “The Factor”. I’m joined via satellite by the man whose album title is causing a stir among the Hip-hop community as well as us normal people….Mr. Nazzeer Jones. Thanks for coming.”

Nas (looking up from reading an Encyclopedia): “That’s NASIR, and thanks for having me. Blessings unto you and your peoples.”

Bill: “Yeah….Ah Salami Linkum, home skittle. Let’s talk a little more about this nigger’s album…”

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