Tomorrow is another corporate holiday that reminds us to buy stuff for the person you love, even though you probably just did that shit two months ago. As you can probably tell I’m kind of against this concept. Flowers and candy are not Hip-Hop. But if one of your baby mamas is lookin’ at you sideways right now, then Phuque aka Mick Swagger aka Alumnah’s Maurice Garland can help all you broke ninjas out with a couple of helpful last-minute tips on what to do for your loved one when you just put something on the cable bill.

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I was thinking of maybe writing a skit or something, but due to my recent visit to the dentist I’ve been popping Percocet for the past few days and I’m still a little groggy.

So i just decided to post this instead:

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