“You wonder if you’ll ever find yo’ dreams…” - KanYe West

Everyone knows the deal so I’ll spare the “I’m back” speech.

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I hope you’re expecting something spectacular….

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“It feels good to be home baby/Feels good to be hoooome…” - KanYe West

What the fuck is good. I’ve been busier than a three-fingered man in a “Cut Rey’s Hair” contest — luckily my Alumnah brethren (and sister-in-Christ) have held this bitch down. Yessirr — in the past couple months I’ve applied for school, relocated twice, and as of yesterday, quit my job of 4 years.

Complacency is not Hip-Hop.

Anyway, some things I’ve learned while roaming this wonderful world of anonymous ramblings:

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But tell me that shit wasn’t dope.

That “Glow In The Dark” tour is gonna be impeccably hard.

Alumnah’s Mick Swagger sat down with the self-proclaimed “Greatest Rapper Alive” to discuss his views on politics, the music industry, Martians, and his relationship with Baby…

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I was thinking of maybe writing a skit or something, but due to my recent visit to the dentist I’ve been popping Percocet for the past few days and I’m still a little groggy.

So i just decided to post this instead:

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“Can’t knock the hustle…” - Shawn Carter

He came in the game with a Fruity Loops single and a YouTube dance…

…and he pimped the hell out of every 16 year-old girl with a cellphone and ITunes.

3,000,000 downloads later — the debate continues….

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(We join Barak and Michelle Obama, fresh off his victory in Iowa, on the way to New Hampshire via private jet)

Michelle (with martini in hand, on cell phone w/ Oprah): “I’m sayin’….did you see the look on people’s faces when that bitch came in third? She ain’t want it…”

Barak (looking @ watch): “Baby, baby…..Chill. There’s still a long way to go before November.”

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“One you never heard of I,
Push it hard to further the
Grind, I feel like murder but,
Hip Hop just saved me..”

- Nikki Jean

Like a kid on Christmas.

I’m sure only a few people will be able to relate to this post, but fuck it. Here it goes:

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“They either hate on you or they a Stan…” - Phonte “Percy Miracles” Jenkins

Wuddup.

With all of the Pimp C = southern G.O.A.T convos circling the net, I’ve recently come to the conclusion that Hip-hop fans will never agree on who is the “Greatest Of All Time.” With all of the haters & stans out there, it simply cannot be done. However, what we can come really, really close to agreeing on is the list of rappers I like to call LLAMAs — Longest Living Almost-famous Music Artists (copyright pending — I want a quarter every time someone says it (c) J. Jonah Jamison). Some examples include:

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