I hate Beyonce**.

Yup — can’t stand the bitch. Never realized why until recently, either. At first I thought it was because of the whole “hoe sit down” thing (she did a damn country remix of “Irreplaceable”…I mean damn), or maybe even her singing, but it was neither…the one thing that pisses me off about Beyonce every time I see her is…

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(We join Barak and Michelle Obama, fresh off his victory in Iowa, on the way to New Hampshire via private jet)

Michelle (with martini in hand, on cell phone w/ Oprah): “I’m sayin’….did you see the look on people’s faces when that bitch came in third? She ain’t want it…”

Barak (looking @ watch): “Baby, baby…..Chill. There’s still a long way to go before November.”

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