“You wonder if you’ll ever find yo’ dreams…” - KanYe West

Everyone knows the deal so I’ll spare the “I’m back” speech.

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I hope you’re expecting something spectacular….

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(We join Barak and Michelle Obama, fresh off his victory in Iowa, on the way to New Hampshire via private jet)

Michelle (with martini in hand, on cell phone w/ Oprah): “I’m sayin’….did you see the look on people’s faces when that bitch came in third? She ain’t want it…”

Barak (looking @ watch): “Baby, baby…..Chill. There’s still a long way to go before November.”

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