Tell Em.
Jan 15, 2008 Author: Phuque | Filed under: Hip-hop, Music, T(he) I(ndustry), Technology, YOUUUUU!!! 
“Can’t knock the hustle…” - Shawn Carter
He came in the game with a Fruity Loops single and a YouTube dance…
…and he pimped the hell out of every 16 year-old girl with a cellphone and ITunes.
3,000,000 downloads later — the debate continues….
Soulja Boy’s “Crank Dat” will forever change the way music is marketed, further blurring the line between “high profile artist” and “Regular Joe“. From a YouTube video that made its way (virally) onto to the airwaves, to the highest selling download single of all time.
Crazy right? (c) him
How does that happen? A lot of times, record labels fabricate back stories like Soulja Boy’s in order to gain a larger fanbase (not sure if this happened in his case, but you’d be suprised @ some of these “self-made success” stories being marketing stunts). However — in his case the song is catchy, he invented a dance to go with it, and he’s a teenager.
It markets itself.
I’m sure the majority of people around my age (mid 20s) can’t stand that damn song. I feel like I’m getting dumber every time I hear that steel drum intro. What we tend to forget though is the songs we listened to when we were teenagers. They definitely weren’t “Crank Dat” or “A Bay Bay” wack, but the 25-year olds of yesteryear gave us the same blank stare we give our radios each time that song comes on. In reality what we’re more upset about is the fact that another song just like it came on before that, and you know for damn sure another clone is coming on afterwards. Don’t get me wrong, there is a time and place for songs like these, but I don’t wanna hear “Crank Dat” or “T-Pain Song #26″ to and from work everyday, or when I’m chillin’ on a Sunday afternoon.
Ahh yes….the good ol’ “there’s no balance” argument.
But it’s true. Back in the day (I can’t believe I just typed that) you could count on hearing a Wu-Tang joint after that new Missy single, or the new Redman joint after “Whoomp There It Is” or whatever…..and it was good (c) The Old Testament
With all of the new forms of technology available, cats like Soulja Boy have the opportunity to take the music industry back into the artist’s hands, and away from these Ol’ T.I. lookin’ ass ninjas. But they won’t. They’ll sell out when WillieLynch Records offers them that $450,000 advance check because Lil’ Yung Ninja is 16 years old w/ three kids, and his baby mama needs transportation.
So my advice is this — if you don’t like it, keep it movin’. Let the kids have their “Whoomp There It Is”. Restoring balance is obviously a battle we can’t win. Good music is still out there — radio or no.
151 Responses for "Tell Em."
phQ , you are correct sir! hooo hooo!!! (c) Ed McMahon
lmao…Ed McMahon?
YOUUUUUUUUUU > YAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Good Morning ALumnah and Bitches! Yo I am going to take this thread deep, yesterday I was busy but today I am not. Fuck Soulja Boi, I dont have time for that shit. Where is Rey when we need a top ten songs I can die too, or a top 10 songs I wake up and masturbate too. Rey No shots just thoughts.
rey’s top ten songs I hate……..
Rey’s Top ten songs to eat breakfast too
Rey’s Top Ten Songs to slit your right wrist too……..
No Disrespect!
*rey cries like Terrell Owens*
If your a grown man and cry at work, you lost, little bitch!
Phuque quit cryin’ about radio, Bitch! Terrell Owens lookin ass nigga! No Disrespect
Who Want What(c) Bleek
Phuque quit cryin’ about radio, Bitch! Terrell Owens lookin ass nigga! No Disrespect
^^
Whaddup Fux
*goes to mental memory bank*
*remembers Naomi Campbell from NY Undercover*
*jacks off*
Hello Phuque, just trying to stir ish up. Where is Rey making a top10 songs I can listen to on the Radio in ‘08
rey’s top ten songs I hate……..
Rey’s Top ten songs to eat breakfast too
Rey’s Top Ten Songs to slit your right wrist too……..
No Disrespect!
….pardon me I had to laugh at that…good post phuque and definitely true, funny shit is I just copped an MPC for my little cousin’s birthday and I told him if he comes up with the next ” crank dat ” that he better cut me a god damn check….
www.bossip.com/10841/talent-gets-parts-in-hollyweird/
^^ ^she is damn nigh perfect , like 99% ……… I love me some black chicks(c) Bobby De Niro and No Reverse Racism
Ty what up bitch! What you know about the Chargers, Nigga!
My Homies stomped out a Vato on PCP this weekend, they said dude kept coming back for more. Shit was comedy
….pardon me I had to laugh at that…good post phuque and definitely true, funny shit is I just copped an MPC for my little cousin’s birthday and I told him if he comes up with the next †crank dat †that he better cut me a god damn check….
^^^
Word…what kind of MPC?
lmao @ I fux … fucking bullshit is what it is, and it’s nothing against the Chargers I like the Chargers ( except Phillip Rivers needs to stop acting like such a punk, but damn if he hasn’t played some great football in that second half against Tennesse and on Sunday ) but we needed the Colts to win to have a shot to knock off the Patriots, especially if L.T. and Rivers don’t play that shit will be worse than week 2… especially considering the Patriots hate the Chargers
now it’s gonna have to be Farve, Ryan Grant and the Packers D if anyones gonna stop the damn Patriots
rey’s top ten songs I hate……..
Rey’s Top ten songs to eat breakfast too
Rey’s Top Ten Songs to slit your right wrist too……..
No Disrespect!
^^^
lol & smh…ya’ll are wild….
Yo it would be dope for the Chargers to play the Giants in the Superbowl. My Homie is going to the Superbowl, i might just trek out to phoenix to party it up with Dem and Cold, No Homo
My Next Post when our Readership hits a certain level, Top Ten songs in Hip-Hop Rey has no Clue about.
@ phuque - I got him the 1000 ….shits so much fun, ,I was playing with the shit for hours not even trying to make beats just making sounds, I was also DUMB high but whatever whatever whatever , now I need to find him a bunch of old school classic funk and dope jazz shit for him to sample, cause I told him unless it’s getting download 12 billion times like ” crank dat ” it better be straight classics, like the ones I raised him on….what do you use for producing ?
*wonders if Rey will take my hazing to the titty*
Yo it would be dope for the Chargers to play the Giants in the Superbowl. My Homie is going to the Superbowl, i might just trek out to phoenix to party it up with Dem and Cold, No
…me and a couple of my boys are actually contemplating making the trip to Green Bay this sunday, I have always wanted to go see a game there, that shits a nessecity like going to Wrigley field or some shit, My boys are all die hard Giants fans but I’d be rooting for the Packers twice as hard, because a) I want them to win I’m rooting for Farve and b) I wouldn’t have to listen to the people on TV talk about nothing but Farve
@ phuque - I got him the 1000 ….shits so much fun, ,I was playing with the shit for hours not even trying to make beats just making sounds, I was also DUMB high but whatever whatever whatever , now I need to find him a bunch of old school classic funk and dope jazz shit for him to sample, cause I told him unless it’s getting download 12 billion times like †crank dat †it better be straight classics, like the ones I raised him on….what do you use for producing ?
^^^
You’re probably gonna be surprised, but I use the same program that Soulja Boy used to make “Crank Dat”…FL Studio….
He just used the basic sounds…I knew it as soon as I heard it the first time…
Yo Brett Favre gave birth to Green Bay, every resident of the city has a little Favre DNA. He was born on the Galapagos Islands, Got on a turtle as a 3-yr old and made it up the Mississippi to become the Brett We now know.
You’re probably gonna be surprised, but I use the same program that Soulja Boy used to make “Crank Datâ€â€¦FL Studio….
He just used the basic sounds…I knew it as soon as I heard it the first time…
…. actually thats what I thought, I think we had the discussion already, I know a bunch of people who basically just rock fruity loops and they can turn out some heat on that shit …
so heres my deal.. i give props to shorty for doing what he does.. its not on my radar
what is retarded IMO, is grammy noms and mofos calling oit a great song. its catchy. its gimmicky. its NOT musically superior
Musically its garbage. thats it. No More No Less *turns up T-Pain* Yo Greens if you got some Gucci Crew links, swing them my way
so heres my deal.. i give props to shorty for doing what he does.. its not on my radar
what is retarded IMO, is grammy noms and mofos calling oit a great song. its catchy. its gimmicky. its NOT musically superior
…sometimes Greenie genius comes in the most simplest form
( I.E. me )……
…sometimes Greenie genius comes in the most simplest form
( I.E. me )……
^ Lmao. thanks ty
…sometimes Greenie genius comes in the most simplest form
( I.E. me )……
^^^
It’s definitely not Grammy worthy though…soon they’re gonna be handing Grammys out on the street corners…lol…
Phuque brings up a good point, but it’s still scary to think that in ten years, this conversation is gonna happen:
Girl- “Oh man, but none of the music out today is as good as it was sophomore year and high school.”
Guy- “I know, right! You had Lil’ Wayne, Jim Jones…”
Girl- “Oh my God! and Souja Boy!”
Guy- “Soulja Boy! Wowwww, I forgot about him!”
Girl- “I loved ‘Crank Dat’! I used to do the dance with my 8 year old sister. But now all she listens to is crap.”
…sometimes Greenie genius comes in the most simplest form
( I.E. me )……
^^^
It’s definitely not Grammy worthy though…soon they’re gonna be handing Grammys out on the street corners…lol…
…..i’d agree but at the same time the Grammy lost ALL their creditablity years ago, theres definitely some songs less entertaining than that to have won Grammy’s, it shouldn’t be Grammy worthy but the value of the Grammy has been deminished so much that it’s at about an equal level
I got a grammy cuz I farted in a cohesive tune and one a Grammy for “best ass noise on a sunday morning after the club” …………*takes podiom* I would like to thank Alumnah First, then God and then Myself because without Myself that fart wouldnt be possible
As for iFux.. I think my next top ten is gonna be, “Top Ten Songs Fuxito is gonna hear in the waiting room of the free clinic pondering how to get my size 10.5EEEE Avia removed from his rectum.”
LMAO at Rey
Phuque brings up a good point, but it’s still scary to think that in ten years, this conversation is gonna happen:
Girl- “Oh man, but none of the music out today is as good as it was sophomore year and high school.â€
Guy- “I know, right! You had Lil’ Wayne, Jim Jones…â€
Girl- “Oh my God! and Souja Boy!â€
Guy- “Soulja Boy! Wowwww, I forgot about him!â€
Girl- “I loved ‘Crank Dat’! I used to do the dance with my 8 year old sister. But now all she listens to is crap.â€
^^^
Yeah you’re right. By then we’ll be old enough to complain to our kids though….
“There’s nothing new under the sun..”
10- Smack Dat
9- Ugly
8- Like a Surgeon
7- Patiently Waiting
6- Rump Shaker
5- Slam
4- Down & Out
3- Baby Got Back
2- I don’t wanna know
1- Back that azz up
…..i’d agree but at the same time the Grammy lost ALL their creditablity years ago, theres definitely some songs less entertaining than that to have won Grammy’s, it shouldn’t be Grammy worthy but the value of the Grammy has been deminished so much that it’s at about an equal level
^^^
*thinks about it*
You’re absolutely right.
i might just trek out to phoenix to party it up with Dem and Cold
^^ my peoples are coming from the bay over SB weekend and i’m pretty sure one or all of us are going to catch a case, but you’re welcome to join!
My aforementioned top ten list was eaten up by the site, Phq. Don’t make me hop a covered wagon and head on out to Po’tland.
Pfff.. My kids are gonna be brought up on the exact same music I was, and I shall once again skip right the fuck over Mobb Deep’s catalogue and the Wu Tang Clan’s solo albums.
Oh, and I put up a new post over at itaintthatserious.wordpress.com
Make with the out-checking!
lmao @ reys parenting
cosig ty– grammys mean nothing anymore
Yeah you’re right. By then we’ll be old enough to complain to our kids though….
^^ i used to wonder how the generation after ours would possibly come up with a “worse” genre than rap… since it went from jazz and swing…. to rock… to pop… to rap.
it never dawned on me that rap could go horribly wrong.
My aforementioned top ten list was eaten up by the site, Phq. Don’t make me hop a covered wagon and head on out to Po’tland.
^^
I got hippie goons that would hymn you up in an alley somewhere…
No homo.
>>it never dawned on me that rap could go horribly wrong.
^^^
*daps Dem*
LMAO….you mean you never thought a bunch of bammas would drive it into the ground?
hymn? as in church music?
hymn? as in church music?
^^^
lmao….
*imagines the First AME Zion Hippie Church of God in Christ by the Stream on the side of the Mountain Missionary Baptist Church*
LOL @ PhQ– I think our site needs a definitive stance on what ruined rap, and I’m perfectly fine with blaming the bammas.
As for your hippies, dude, I make one trip out to Eastern LI and I’ll have 100 day laborers ready to whoop some ass.
*b-boy stance*
*hugs greenita*
LOL @ PhQ– I think our site needs a definitive stance on what ruined rap, and I’m perfectly fine with blaming the bammas.
^ IM NOT!!!
Ya Dem Ill make sure I say something before I trek out to Phoenix. I am going to get Blizted(YT term) this Sunday though, Go Bolts! No homo
^ IM NOT!!!
^^^
Me neither….everybody knows it was Jim Jones…
..huh greenie?
I think I’m rooting for the Chargers because of my brother and because of Ifux.
I’m also totally hoping the Giants magical season rolls on.
LOL @ Greenie– C’mon.. you don’t associate with bamma rap! and I can’t imagine too many of your peoples associating with that either. Friends don’t let Friends support bamma rap!
lmao. .. i cosign that. jim jones ruined hip hop. and my reputation
Jim Jones? Hmm…
I hate the guy, but it’s not ALL his fault. He took the formula and ran with it, but he didn’t start it.
“Reputation”?
Greenie, for the love of our future children, please tell me you didn’t sleep with Jim Jones…
Greenie, for the love of our future children, please tell me you didn’t sleep with Jim Jones…
^^
*floor*
lol @ Phuque having a category called “Yooouuuu”
lmao.. HELLL HEELL HELLL NO. no aladdin song lyrics are enough.. long running joke… i had a lack of judgment moment with a guy who resembles jimmy boy
*whew*
Rey Jr and Reina are okay then.
lol @ Phuque having a category called “Yooouuuuâ€
^^^
lol…glad SOMEONE noticed…jeez…
rey is breaking amanda’s heart. do we need more pizza and fanta?
hi dem
*whew*
Rey Jr and Reina are okay then.
^^^
damn…I feel sorry for greenie….especially if they’re twins…
No amount of “PUSH!!!” could get those heads through…
lmao…
greenie gonna have a A through z section….
What? Huh? Is she here?
*fixes e-hair*
*checks e-breath*
Uhhh… I mean… “Pfff, whatever.”
my vajajay just got very sad
rey is breaking amanda’s heart.
^^^
I’m sayin’….Rey why ain’t ya’ll datin’ yet?
thats gonna get me in so much trouble.. smh
Son of a Bitch! I thought that joke was left over at Nah!
Fucking Portlandarians….
Anyhoo, yeah, I noticed.. Nobody got my “Hot Aural Sects” joke! Nor did they get the inspiration behind it!
Philistines…
Fucking Portlandarians….
^^
Oregonians? lol…
No amount of “PUSH!!!†could get those heads through…
^^ episiotmy anyone?
… oh, hey greens, didnt see you there.
@ Greenita- Dang right! You should know better than to bring Grey’s slang to a Scrubs site!
*pushes Phuque*
Shut uuuuppp!
smh @ people trollin’ our comments section…
It’s okay to look (c) Match.com, but say somethin’…lol…
Portlandarians, fool! You
heardread me!episiotmy
^^^
*grabs dictionary*’
awww damnnn.
who’s trollin?
I refuse to look that word up.
Son of a… How come I never wake up early enough to get one of my posts to a million comments?
Phuque has all the big numbers.
*kicks rocks*
i know.. its cos hes the boss
and whats this i peeped about blogges making 50,000k???
Son of a… How come I never wake up early enough to get one of my posts to a million comments?
Phuque has all the big numbers.
*kicks rocks*
^^
Just got lucky these last couple posts…
and whats this i peeped about blogges making 50,000k???
^^^
*hides wallet*
Word?
lmao.. my check must be in the mail.
lmao.. my check must be in the mail.
^^^
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Yo I lost cuz I know what that word meant? I love all kinds of words , Word to Buttfucking!
LMAO
Word my Next Post I am going to do 3hundred with Chea and I alone. Yo I dont do this on purpose, I just dont feel like going to Nah other than looking at the news, cuz Eskay is a beast.
Word my Next Post I am going to do 3hundred with Chea and I alone.
^^^
Thats not Hip Hop
What Phuque I didnt hear any complaints when we bashed your Luther Post
*sizes up*
Word my Next Post I am going to do 3hundred with Chea and I alone.
^ use condoms
Greenie, I realized over the weekend that I cant fit regular trojans(I am thick wit it) So I switched to Magnums. TMI No HOMO
whoa
LOL– Get ‘em, Greenie!
What Phuque I didnt hear any complaints when we bashed your Luther Post
^^^
It ain’t that serious (c) Rey
E aka Lil’ Joey Lawrence
^^
lol
Lil’ Joey Lawrence
^^^WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NO HOMO
I saw Leaving Las Vegas last night, cool movie.
I am glad you could still let ish roll off your back Phuque.
thanks for sharing fux.
I am glad you could still let ish roll off your back Phuque.
^^^
Do I sound a little wound up or something?
Greenie As Always I am here to share. I am not quite a facsmile of what I portray in the comments just a miniscule bit of embelishment
Yes Phuque to say the least. Sometimes I think you and Rey sleep together[||]
Yes Phuque to say the least. Sometimes I think you and Rey sleep together[||]
^^^
Well I’m sorry that you think gay thoughts.
As H.N.I.C. its my J-O-B to be a lil’ aggy…everyone knows this.
I am glad you could still let ish roll off your back Phuque
^^^^
ayyyo ?
Ya I wonder how I does this, I am never aggy here at work unless people are fucking with my check. Phuque ima stay on your ass
Yo Phuque(boss?) how is shit lookin so far here at alumnah, homie?
Yo Phuque(boss?) how is shit lookin so far here at alumnah, homie?
^^^
http://phuque.alumnah.com/2008/01/15/tell-em/#comment-612
Yo Greens is it a good look to send a nice basket of flowers and treats to my chick at work for Valentines or should I give it to her when we go out to eat?
as long as I get my karmaloop points up to shop, I am happy!
send it to her office, make the lonely bitches in her office jeakous
Hell Ya Greens. The other day I went to her office to have lunch and them hoes was side smiling when I said hello. Angry Heffas!
cantankerous ass bitches!
I am going to send the biggest flower/treat arrangement ever. Somebody get Guiness Book on the Horn
cantankerous ass bitches!
^^^
lol
What ya’ll think about these rappers on ‘Roids?
What ya’ll think about these rappers on ‘Roids?
^^
50 = obvious
Mary J = surprising
You Liked that hunh Phuque. I love Words ole benevolent boss of mine.
yeah.. why is mary on the juice?
Mary was trying to get her pussy grip tighter.
yeah.. why is mary on the juice?
^^^
I dunno….does it make women grow booty?
Mary was trying to get her pussy grip tighter.
^^^
ohhhhh ok
Them Brazilian chicks I think pump roids or hormones into their ass, true story google it!
because of Mary J’s roid usage do you think she might be growing a penis(no homo) because of the extra hard testosterone now, that’s just wrong
because of Mary J’s roid usage do you think she might be growing a penis(no homo) because of the extra hard testosterone now, that’s just wrong
^^^
LMFAO…
Mary got balls, yo…
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Phuque January 15th, 2008 at 11:01 am 119
yeah.. why is mary on the juice?
^^^
I dunno….does it make women grow booty?
^ ask marion jones
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Phuque January 15th, 2008 at 11:01 am 119
yeah.. why is mary on the juice?
^^^
I dunno….does it make women grow booty?
^ ask marion jones
^^^
LMAO…I’m not talkin’ about women w/ “muscle booty”….
Marion Jones had a flat ass. I check all the time, Gail Devers though had the phatest of asses
Yo Mary has got an impressive set of Balls, word to Krucial Keys
Gail Devers though had the phatest of asses
^^^
YESSSSSSSSSSS
I won’t talk bad about Marion Jones she can probably bench more than most dudes
Yo Phuque Gail is from Diego. She went to Sweetwater high which is in the hood
I won’t talk bad about Marion Jones she can probably bench more than most dudes
^^^
no to mention she has impressive ass muscles
I am a Assonasseur
benching is overrated ………….
I Know bony niggas that knock big niggas out(c) Styles P and yours truly
I am a Assonasseur
^^^
Tyrannosaurus!! (c) Power Rangers
LMAO…I’m not talkin’ about women w/ “muscle bootyâ€â€¦.
^ im sayin though– if marion took it, her ass would be extra fat
^ im sayin though– if marion took it, her ass would be extra fat
^^
*immediately orders HGH*
*slips into wifey’s coffee*
I like to bite the blubbery part of the butt, if it was muscular I would feel gay
*kicks Fux for gay joke*
Are people serious about Flo Rida?
F’real. Have we reached the point of biting that people are just gonna flat out do impressions of other rappers?
I hope Nelly sends “that ni**a in the mask” to put some work in on this asshole.
Flo Rida
^^ how clever, he took his state of Florida and made it his name, very very clever like how innovative and takin it to the next level. Dude is a genius like did he come up with that himself
I hope Nelly sends “that ni**a in the mask†to put some work in on this asshole.
^^
lol
that song he has with T-Pain is annoying but I’ll give him credit he can flow, hence the name Flo Rida, I guess
that song he has with T-Pain is annoying but I’ll give him credit he can flow, hence the name Flo Rida, I guess
^^^
Yeah him actually being a decent rapper was very surprising…
Is it the hater in me that thinks Flo-Ryda is garbage, dude sucks. there is just too many rappers out there, word to getting hit up in every parking lot.
Chicago veteran Twista has launched a new record label called the Get Money Gang, and he is preparing for the release of the imprint’s first project from the Speedknot Mobstaz. The Chicago based duo, which consists of MC’s Liffy Stokes and Mayz, notably appeared on Twista’s 1997 LP Adrenaline Rush. They released their debut album, Mobstability in 1998 and went on to tour with Twista and appear on a number of the rapidfire MC’s follow up albums. The Mobstaz latest project, Mobstability II: Nation Bizness will be distributed by KOCH Records and features appearances from Twista and Jim Jones. “The album is the streets just like the first one was,†says Mayz. “We don’t have to create a fake image; we just have to let our soul speak to the people.†Production duties on the project were handled by Chi-town producer Cuzzo and China White Productions.
^^ Thanks for being so innovative, Step yo Game up rap dudes!
Rap sucks.
The world ends when I see him at the Grammy podium holding the award.
straight up and down.
Yo Phuque check my ish, can I put that on front street?
damn…I feel sorry for greenie….especially if they’re twins…
No amount of “PUSH!!!†could get those heads through…
lmao…
^^Oh shit, that nearly had me doing a shart. rofl.
*daps the Alumnah crew*
This site really is the dogs bollocks. Props.
Whatchu know about that?