I’m that thorough.
Alumnah’s Mick Swagger sat down with the self-proclaimed “Greatest Rapper Alive” to discuss his views on politics, the music industry, Martians, and his relationship with Baby…
I was thinking of maybe writing a skit or something, but due to my recent visit to the dentist I’ve been popping Percocet for the past few days and I’m still a little groggy.
So i just decided to post this instead:
I hate Beyonce**.
Yup — can’t stand the bitch. Never realized why until recently, either. At first I thought it was because of the whole “hoe sit down” thing (she did a damn country remix of “Irreplaceable”…I mean damn), or maybe even her singing, but it was neither…the one thing that pisses me off about Beyonce every time I see her is…
“Can’t knock the hustle…” - Shawn Carter
He came in the game with a Fruity Loops single and a YouTube dance…
…and he pimped the hell out of every 16 year-old girl with a cellphone and ITunes.
3,000,000 downloads later — the debate continues….
Don’t look at me like that…74.09% of Soulja Boy’s fanbase was conceived to Luther’s “Here and Now”.
It’s a fact…I Googled it.
(We join Barak and Michelle Obama, fresh off his victory in Iowa, on the way to New Hampshire via private jet)
Michelle (with martini in hand, on cell phone w/ Oprah): “I’m sayin’….did you see the look on people’s faces when that bitch came in third? She ain’t want it…”
Barak (looking @ watch): “Baby, baby…..Chill. There’s still a long way to go before November.”