Phuque’s “I Am Legend” Review (No Spoilers)
Dec 16, 2007 Author: Phuque | Filed under: Movie Reviews, Movies
I’m still fresh off the hype of opening night, but here are my thoughts on the new Will Smith flick:
First and foremost, I wanna give a shout to Fandango for ruining my swag whilst trying to pickup my tickets in Will Call.
*types in Fandango.com*
*flips bird @ screen*
Okay. SO — If you ain’t already know, “I Am Legend” is a Sci-Fi (comedy) Thriller starring the Fresh Prince of Bel Air as virologist Robert Neville, apparently the last man on Earth, and (ironically) the only one who can save them.
The movie starts off well, and you’d be surprised how long a man and his dog can hold your attention in a movie theater. One of the things I noticed throughout the flick is the excess of materials he possessed (electronics, appliances, etc) and how, in his situation, they lost all value (other than maybe maintaining his sanity). At on point, Neville comes across a large sum of money, and I almost forgot it was useless (I think I even heard someone yell out “Grab that shit, nigga!”).
One thing that I liked a lot about Neville’s character is that he wasn’t a hero. In fact he was scared out of his gattdamn mind — just like I would’ve been if you put me in the dark with a bunch of half-dead rabid humans. As far as the acting goes, Will Smith killed that role. Period. We all know he can play a comedic role, but I think he should win an Oscar (yeah, I know) based on the fact that he had to display damn nigh every human emotion possible — from sadness to pure paranoia — and it was believable. That’s really important too, because the point is for the audience to forget the actor and remember the character (c) Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles (I may have been a little “Reach Richards” there, but you get what I’m saying). Sheeit - whoever trained that dog did a damn good job too.
The special effects were on point (specifically the animal scenes, and the ESPECIALLY the city itself), and the plot was just good enough to where the movie didn’t rely on them. However, that big-budget (5 milly) Brooklyn Bridge scene? Ehh. So-so. The infected humans looked like something you’d shoot on XBox 360 too — but who knows, maybe they didn’t want to make them too realistic (and what do you expect from a PG-13 rating?).
What I didn’t really like about the movie was the ending (I’ll let you figure out why), and the running time — it was WAY too short (which you definitely wouldn’t expect from a movie starring one man). Seriously — when we reached the end, everyone in the theater was mumbling in confusion (”That’s it?”), but satisfied nonetheless. One part of the movie that confused me a little was Neville’s Bob Marley reference — seemed a little force, but whatever.
All in all, the movie was dope. Worth the money spent too — so don’t bootleg the shit. If you’ve already seen it, I’d like to hear your opinion(s) as well.
(By the way –Sylvester Stallone needs to sit down somewhere, “Dark Knight” made the Joker look like a fuckin’ bum, and that “Iron Man” looks like a real winner — but then again…so did the Punisher.)
15 Responses for "Phuque’s “I Am Legend” Review (No Spoilers)"
1- The movies was dope. Tons of symbolism. Lots of awesomeness. Will Smith is the best dude going in the movies today.
2- Sly’s movie is gonna be better than you’d think.
3- The Dark Knight looked awesome.
4- Iron Man hasnt’ impressed me yet.
5- I liked The Punisher, but he’s just kinda eehhhh in my eyes.
6- I Am Legend was fuckin’ awesome.
*b-boy stance*
Phuque whaddup?
Ok, I’ll sum it up quick, this movie was very good. I went in expecting the typical comedy/action Smith popcorn movie, however I was surprised by his acting and the way he was able to convey his emotions seriously and realistically. I’ve like most of Will’s films and he follows the same formula throughout most of them, but this film was more a drama than an action. I admit the end could have been better but regardless great movie.
Second Batman Begins>Any other batman except the first one with Keaton
Plus the direction they took and represented this new joker>Jack’s joker.
Not to take away anything from jack, he is a legend as far as acting and one of my favorite actors, but his Joker appearance was more of a non-nonthreatening clown.
This joker seems like crazy sociopath that doesn’t give a fuck, also he is portrayed more seriously. He looks like a phsyco, Jacks Joker was too clean cut looking like he was fresh out the make up room and was going to the circus.
The new batman shit (begins and this) is darker, more mature and serious, not to mention slightly more believable, than the previous ones. Can’t wait to see it. Plus the storyline was great in the last one, more detailed than the other one.
The iron man shit look aight, the trailer looks good in HD.
For those interested.. I got a lil review of I Am Legend up at my spot.
and Phuque…
*co-sign sly sittin down.. though he surprised me in Balboa
*u wildin bout that batman remark.. that is how the joker was meant to be
*Ironman looks like crack
*Punisher with dolph lundgren (drago from rocky 4) >>> disney presents the punisher.
I mean c’mon.. the punisher.. was supposed to be some brutal mofo.. there is a scene where he tortured a dude with an icy… WEAK. thas a whole nother blog though..
*suits up
*heads to the garden
*dunks from half court
*Boom Shaka Laka
AUGHHHHHHHH! why have i STILL Not seen this movie??????!!! ima cut someone. mainly the fools i spend social time with, for making me do other activties including but not limited to: watch the dolphins beat the panties of baltimore instead. FUCK.. im watching this .. by wed. i swear fo god…..
LMAO @ all ya’ll ninjas….
I guess what I meant by Joker being “a fuckin’ bum” was that he looked like someone Batman could just toss into a jail cell and wipe himself down — didn’t look like much of a threat at all….but w/e — I’m sure the movie is gonna be good. I’m diggin’ the direction that they’ve taken that comic-ternt-movie series.
Tony Starks seems like a sarcastic bastard — love that (nh).
I made the mistake of seeing Punisher in the theater in blind support of the Marvel movie franchise….I lost, therefore Iron Man will probably get the Netflix treatment.
LOL @ Disney Presents: The Punisher…classic…
I havent been to the theatre’s in Months. This little review made me think I should venture out to somewhere that isnt a sports bar or club. I will go tomorrow at lunch and see what the hype is about.
co-sign greenie…i need to get my ass to the movies and see this shit asap….however speaking of greenie…..waiting until your NFl teams 14th game of the season to win a game because Brian Billick should be fired immediately = Miami lost
does jersey have a football team?
actually we have 2…the both play in east rutherford NJ
Rescue Dawn with Christian Bale is tip top too.
I’ll check for this I guess but generally taking advice for Yankees on movies is like lending a gypsy 10 quid. Fuckin stooopid idea.
*wraps Union Jack bandana round face*
*aims shots at everyone*
*drinks cup of tea with pinky extended*
Good review. I thought the movie was so so mainly because of the ending as well. I remember my exact words when the ending came and I was like “That’s it?” The acting and the effects were on point. Why did lil Ethan have no script though??? lol Will Smith definitely derserves an Oscar. I did expect more out of the movie though. I thought it was going to be a much longer movie period.
need to see the movie…but I’m sure its good.
also that batman movie is gonna be bonkers.
I’m with greenie…when you read the book and you then wanna see the movie super bad…like it’s makes you pissed that you havent seen it yet.
thanks for not having a spoiler in here. I really want to see this flick
What up Phuqwey!
I Am Legend was pretty dope overall! Will Smiff did his thing on the acting tip too. This flick had drama, comedy, suspense and horror all in one. That’s hard to pull off in most movies, but this one did it well.
Good post!
Audi 5000….
Whatchu know about that?