“The days of the fair one is ova’ fo’…” - Lonnie Lynn, Mystical Homo & Slap-boxing Enthusiast
There is something in the water. I’m sure of it.
How someone can take innocent lives because they broke up with their girlfriend and got fired from their fast-food job is beyond me. Newsflash to all you aspiring murder-suicide nerds: there are far worse situations in life than collecting unemployment checks for a couple months and dating Pamela Handerson for a while. You don’t have a girlfriend? EHarmony.com, 24HourFitness.com. Put some fuckin’ work in. Need a job?? Take your too-intelligent-for-your-own-good “E=MC²” lookin’ ass to the mall and apply. Hot Dog o a Stick pays the same as McDonalds.
After all of that — if your life isn’t going so well and you feel there’s no other way — then just kill YOURSELF**. Don’t take people with you. If you want “fame”, then upload that video of you doin’ the Soulja Boy. I’m sure Bigfoot is lurking somewhere in the outskirts of Nebraska. Dump a few rounds in his furry ass (nun)….I’m sure you’ll be a hometown hero — and you’d be around to get….whatever the fuck is cool in your town for free or something.
I know there ain’t SHIT to do in Nebraska. I’ve watched “Boys Don’t Cry”. At least they got high and did karaoke. Sheeit — I can tell by the looks I get some places I go that I get called “Nigger” at least once a day in somebody’s head (nun again). I probably have more of a reason to blow someone’s head off (nun, priest, Sister Act 2) than this guy.
There’s a reason that only one sperm makes it to the egg — this life is fuckin’ hard (enough disclaimers already). We here in “Normal People Land” understand if you’re not built for this shit. But murder-suicide is bitchmade — its a damn shame that parents have to be scared to send their kids to school with the thought in the back of their minds that they may not come home — all because somebody got tired of the cool table’s “goth jokes”. Contrary to popular teenage belief, there IS a life after High School — and most of the cool kids end up not heeding this man’s advice.
Shits disgusting.
6 Responses for "Revenge of the Nerds"
Amen, Phuque. Amen.
Props.
–Rey
Take your too-intelligent-for-your-own-good “E=MC²†lookin’ ass to the mall and apply.
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LOL. Incredible.
lol @ the Common joke.
word thats some real text ninja, I never understood the whole I’m a kill myself and a bunch of people and become famous, the whole world will know me, yeah they will know you are dead and you were a pathetic coward bitch, and your dead anyway so you don’t even you don’t even get to see yourself all over the news
damn I could man my manz wit dem pieces.
there’s some real messed up people in the world phuque…good post
Whatchu know about that?