*”Stronger” instrumental*

*Venetian shades*

*B-boy stance*

It’s official like a referee whistle.

Welcome to Liquor For Thought, part of the Alumnah blog network. They call me Diddy Phuque, AKA Mick Swagger, resident shit-talker and wannabe sketch comedy writer for the stars (You might know me from my Wordpress blog Phuque What You Heard….no? Really? Never, huh? Hmm. Well anyway…). I’d like to thank God, the Academy, Dem and all of the bloggers on Alumnah street — check ‘em out if you haven’t already (except for Ty Biggums…..that ninja lives in Jersey….I know roaches that won’t even visit their relatives over there**).

What’s that you say? What should you expect from this blog? Fuckin’ swag off the meter, yo. Bitches, brews, BBQs, and the best darn posts you’ve ever read, cuzzo. So open greenie’s panty drawer pantry door, grab the Orville Redenbacher & sit yo ass down somewhere (not that chair….thats my spot, bruh) cuz it’s finna pop off….yezzirr….

…I’m that thorough.

**Inside joke — I gots mad love for Jersey…no homo….