“One you never heard of I,
Push it hard to further the
Grind, I feel like murder but,
Hip Hop just saved me..”

- Nikki Jean

Like a kid on Christmas.

I’m sure only a few people will be able to relate to this post, but fuck it. Here it goes:

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“They either hate on you or they a Stan…” - Phonte “Percy Miracles” Jenkins

Wuddup.

With all of the Pimp C = southern G.O.A.T convos circling the net, I’ve recently come to the conclusion that Hip-hop fans will never agree on who is the “Greatest Of All Time.” With all of the haters & stans out there, it simply cannot be done. However, what we can come really, really close to agreeing on is the list of rappers I like to call LLAMAs — Longest Living Almost-famous Music Artists (copyright pending — I want a quarter every time someone says it (c) J. Jonah Jamison). Some examples include:

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I’m still fresh off the hype of opening night, but here are my thoughts on the new Will Smith flick:

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“The days of the fair one is ova’ fo’…” - Lonnie Lynn, Mystical Homo & Slap-boxing Enthusiast

There is something in the water. I’m sure of it.

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(We join Nasir Jones in the middle of an interview w/ Bill O’Reilly discussing his controversial album title, “Nigger”)

Bill O’Reilly: “Welcome back to “The Factor”. I’m joined via satellite by the man whose album title is causing a stir among the Hip-hop community as well as us normal people….Mr. Nazzeer Jones. Thanks for coming.”

Nas (looking up from reading an Encyclopedia): “That’s NASIR, and thanks for having me. Blessings unto you and your peoples.”

Bill: “Yeah….Ah Salami Linkum, home skittle. Let’s talk a little more about this nigger’s album…”

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*”Stronger” instrumental*

*Venetian shades*

*B-boy stance*

It’s official like a referee whistle.

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