I’m that thorough.
“You wonder if you’ll ever find yo’ dreams…” - KanYe West
Everyone knows the deal so I’ll spare the “I’m back” speech.
“It feels good to be home baby/Feels good to be hoooome…” - KanYe West
What the fuck is good. I’ve been busier than a three-fingered man in a “Cut Rey’s Hair” contest — luckily my Alumnah brethren (and sister-in-Christ) have held this bitch down. Yessirr — in the past couple months I’ve applied for school, relocated twice, and as of yesterday, quit my job of 4 years.
Complacency is not Hip-Hop.
Anyway, some things I’ve learned while roaming this wonderful world of anonymous ramblings:
Tomorrow is another corporate holiday that reminds us to buy stuff for the person you love, even though you probably just did that shit two months ago. As you can probably tell I’m kind of against this concept. Flowers and candy are not Hip-Hop. But if one of your baby mamas is lookin’ at you sideways right now, then Phuque aka Mick Swagger aka Alumnah’s Maurice Garland can help all you broke ninjas out with a couple of helpful last-minute tips on what to do for your loved one when you just put something on the cable bill.
But tell me that shit wasn’t dope.
That “Glow In The Dark” tour is gonna be impeccably hard.
Alumnah’s Mick Swagger sat down with the self-proclaimed “Greatest Rapper Alive” to discuss his views on politics, the music industry, Martians, and his relationship with Baby…
I was thinking of maybe writing a skit or something, but due to my recent visit to the dentist I’ve been popping Percocet for the past few days and I’m still a little groggy.
So i just decided to post this instead:
I hate Beyonce**.
Yup — can’t stand the bitch. Never realized why until recently, either. At first I thought it was because of the whole “hoe sit down” thing (she did a damn country remix of “Irreplaceable”…I mean damn), or maybe even her singing, but it was neither…the one thing that pisses me off about Beyonce every time I see her is…
“Can’t knock the hustle…” - Shawn Carter
He came in the game with a Fruity Loops single and a YouTube dance…
…and he pimped the hell out of every 16 year-old girl with a cellphone and ITunes.
3,000,000 downloads later — the debate continues….
Don’t look at me like that…74.09% of Soulja Boy’s fanbase was conceived to Luther’s “Here and Now”.
It’s a fact…I Googled it.
